Last one to post in this thread wins!

Went out shopping this morning but hit the car wash first. The roads were basically dry.
When I came out of Wallyworld the dam seagulls hit the car with a big one running down the back of the trunk lid
Pissed me off it did. Cleaned it all off when I got home and now sitting cleaned up in the garage once more.
I hear ya buddy Got my Scamp all cleaned up last summer and this friggen Pigeon sitting on the power line above my car took a nasty dump all over my windshield and roof.