Stop in for a cup of coffee

Need to find me a good idea on protecting my Scamp when I travel to Pittsburgh so I can stay at a motel on the way and not worry about getting my car stolen.
I can when parked turn the front tire all the way to the left or right and locking the steering wheel. I have a hidden battery shut off that takes a key. Hood latch is a button under the dash.
I can easily remove the steering wheel. My car alarm bit the dust so need to replace it.
I like Hoppy's idea of hooking a coil to the car body but not sure how to do that and the liabilities on shocking some innocent person that tries to lift the car cover for a peek at my car even if I put a sign on it stating "DO NOT TOUCH"
I have insurance on it but not wanting to collect it if it is stolen I prefer to keep my car.
I agree with Hoppy.
Yes you can kill it any number of ways so it won't start, or won't keep running.
The real danger these days is not the general thief or joyrider whose stealing cars. They go for KIA's and modern stuff.
Odds are much more if it is to be stolen its by someone who has targetted it - and the odds on that are going to be a flatbed tow.

Last time I stayed at motel I thought about driving around back, but then decided it was best to be right out front where everyone could see it. Every situation is different. Just do the best you can and then don't worry about it.