Last one to post in this thread wins!

My wife wanted me to pick up sandwiches from Arby's today. My order was $19.76. I gave the young fellow at the drive up window a $20 bill and a penny while I was wondering how this would go. He had to call the manager to the register. After she walked away, he was counting out my change. He gave me 4 nickels and 4 pennies. I told him he should have given me a quarter. He just told me that he would have to get the manager. There was a line of cars behind me so I told him to forget it. Bless his heart! The future isn't looking so good. Schools have more important things to teach.