Stop in for a cup of coffee

Quater stick of dynamite flash and a big bang. You've watched COPS they kick the door on a search warrant guy throws a bang in and you see a big flash bang. This one malfunction and went off in my hand. I was very lucky except for a 60% hearing loss and burns. I had all my fingers and lived for another day.
Damn! A friend set off a artillery simulator in the back yard. The neighbors flew out of their houses. WTF!!! Like a pop can full of TNT.