I feel compelled to do this

Phhhhffftttt. I'm just stirrin the pot in the grammar thread.
Well Now, lemme tell Ya, sum us Ol Boys in the South hea' , jus AINT GONNA, and Doan' Wanna' hea' no Bull , Bout the way the way we go bout thangs....Speakin' wise, that is. I mean Rob could you imagine moving up to Booston,
"Close da Dooaor", OPEN DA DOAOR, WHA CHOO GUYS DOIN' HEA EH? LOL