I feel compelled to do this

No I could not. No way would I go up there. lol Although I went to school with a girl from the Bronx and she pronounced beer "beeah"......but she was hot so we let it slide. lol
If I was going to have to deal with that the chick would have to be straight up from England and probably Royal. I prefer my Gals to talk like Theis.... nothing better in the world than a Southern girl Brother( at least in my little narrow pointed mind tin foil hat world) and the only reason I'm saying that is out of the many people from other states I've met here, and since I've done it, I'm going to continue, I guess, people say people from Florida cannot build, they cannot drive, they are rude, well, that's kind of odd everybody I've met from here, can drive like a mother, they're pretty doggone polite (unless you piss 'em off) and they're damn Master Tradesman at what they do!

Edit for Grammar due to **** eating phone