I feel compelled to do this

If I was going to have to deal with that the chick would have to be straight up from England and probably Royal. I prefer my Gals to talk like Theis.... nothing better in the world than a Southern girl Brother( at least in my little narrow pointed mind tin foil hat world) and the only reason I'm saying that is out of the many people from other states I've met here, and since I've done it, I'm going to continue, I guess, people say people from Florida cannot build, they cannot drive, they are rude, well, that's kind of odd everybody I've met from here can drive like a mother they're pretty doggone polite unless you piss him off and their damn Master Tradesman at what they do!
Southerners are masters at making one syllable words two. I pronounce red ray-ed so I've been told. LOL