OH ****! ARRRGHHHH

I lost my brakes once in city traffic, a good 5 miles from home and many many city blocks. I used reverse to stop multiple times........ Trans never said a peep about it.
I blew a Brand New 11" scalloped clutch, outta my Dearly Missed and Loved '68 383 Magnum 4spd hardtop Coronet. Was Racing a longhaired poser pretty boy across the Gandy Bridge, he had a immaculate 67 Camaro 'vert. He was proud of that car( somebody's money but he damn sure didn't build it) pulled up talkin smack about the white roof and grey and black primer.... I waxed his ***! Drove all the way to Busch Gardens floatn' gears! NO CLUTCH AT ALL