Last one to post in this thread wins!

I get to spend my day continuing to chase electrical gremlins on the shitbox. Seems that it has decided that 16 volts is the new 14, been boiling the **** out of the battery, got acid in the tray and all over the frame rail. Should have let it ******* burn last year when the ignition shorted out and started an electrical fire.
So far I have found that the previous idiot did a half assed version of the MAD bypass, but that's just the tip of the iceberg in the wiring harness so far.
Sometimes the wipers work, sometimes they don't, and same with turn signals, heater fan, etc.
I once had a tremendous amount of patience, but it seems like it has all been used up. Good thing I have a wiring schematic.
Had a 96 Ford F-150 full load. Wiring harness caught fire. Never caught truck on fire not because of anything I did or didn’t do. I just stood there hoping. Went Autopac ( our public insurance) thinking oh ya is a write off, no the stupid *** fixed it $6300 to replace the entire harness. I questioned it, then he spent a week investigating it because he thought I did it on purpose. Turns out ford had a recall on that. My serial number never had the recall done. Things that make you go hmmmm