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Had a 96 Ford F-150 full load. Wiring harness caught fire. Never caught truck on fire not because of anything I did or didn’t do. I just stood there hoping. Went Autopac ( our public insurance) thinking oh ya is a write off, no the stupid *** fixed it $6300 to replace the entire harness. I questioned it, then he spent a week investigating it because he thought I did it on purpose. Turns out ford had a recall on that. My serial number never had the recall done. Things that make you go hmmmm
Had a 96 Ford truck in the body shop years ago with a manual transmission that when I pulled it in the shop to work on it I left it in 1st gear and shut it off. Got in front of it to repair the front end and for some reason the damn starter engaged and almost pinned me against my tool box. Think that's why I hate working on a Ford.