Last one to post in this thread wins!

Was outside after work and a bad odor to the west of me so looked around and here in the neighbors yard is a dead deer in the bushes. No one lives there but the owner of the property lives in town.
Called the Mayor and he can't do anything about it so if the owner does't then it's my problem?
Pisses me off. Flys will be thick around here this year I'm sure.
Around here when they get hit by a car the cops pour lye on it and all that is left is the fur and bones in no time. No flies either.