Last one to post in this thread wins!

Not mine to say but as far as I see you stay on the couch tell the wife you want dinner and desert served on the couch and she should carry you to bed. If she is a red head than you best get your *** off the sofa and get your chores done.
That just happened for me. Doubt she carry me to bed though. I might just pass out on the couch. Lol.