Stop in for a cup of coffee

Let's see I'm over 70, I can be an obnoxious jerk, I stumble when walking.
I'm forgetful and lose my train of thoughts.
I'm officially announce I'm run for uh uh. Yes I am running as an independent for, uh I need your support. Wait what am I running for again? Why can't I drive My classified Corvette?

Fixed and

Start A Stripper Party! I would join it and vote!