Deer roping...

Well, if true, you did one good thing.
You didn't mention the rope to dow.
They woulda given you a hell of a ticket and maybe removed your hunting privilege's.

Now, imagine roping a bear.
But do it from inside a truck when the bear pops out of the trash dumpster.
Gotta have that rope tied and knotted inside the truck to the seat bottom. Don't have the window tight on the rope or you will break the window.
Eventually after the bear calms down, you can parade him around town for a little while and show off your pet bear to the ladies. Then carefully release while the bear is resting next to the door.

As I thought that was crazy, I had never considered roping a deer. That seems way crazier than a bear, even if a bear can eat me.

Yal city folk crack me up.