Stop in for a cup of coffee

Morning gang and a good Friday for the working class here today.
My two-day golf tournament begins today 27 holes each day. For those who know that's a lot of golf.
With your entry fee they feed you twice each day and all alcohol is free yes, I said free.
If you don't drink enough during your round today, they have a social hour and dinner this evening after we're done. Saturday is a repeat.
Luckily neither my buddy or I can drink and play golf well, so we'll wait until we're done for any refreshments.
Every year though it happens some drunk will wreck a golf cart or be so drunk they can't hit a golf ball. No fun in my book.