Stop in for a cup of coffee

Billy was over yesterday. Man the wife had me rolling. We joke around with hm call him Rent a Billy or R.A.B. Got a few shirts for him want to get one more. On the back will be

Hourly rates available
Born as Females 18-70 only need to apply
Must be currently STD free
Must not have children under the age of 18. Group rates available.
Widows with cash get a discount.

Oh and it goes on and on. Pretty funny. He loves it!