Last one to post in this thread wins!

I'm definitely a scruff I shave twice a week at the most and no one around here to empress anyway.
I shave whenever I feel like it, sometimes it's once a week, sometimes it could be 2 weeks, just depends on how itchy it gets. Had a mustache since my teens and goatee for at least 30 years now. Can't seem to grow a really good full beard though.