Last one to post in this thread wins!

I have had a mustache since 17 to hide scars from a bad accident that I was in. I had a nice full beard from 32 till 35 years old.
I cut the beard or goatee whichever was present at the time off about the time I turned 60. I looked in the mirror with my trimmer in my hand, "WOW! Look at all the white hair!" All of it but the crumb catcher fell to the sink :lol: