Can o' worms 90 degree oil filter adapter

There are different gaskets for each placement and if they are not in the right place, you get a leak. That's all I know. There's a diagram around here somewhere that shows how the gaskets install, but I never have luck with the search function. Fear not, it's not a difficult problem to fix, but I sympathize with you. I'm only 58, but as an machinist, alignment and suspension mechanic all my life, my body is slam wore out before its time.
My biggest problemo is barely being able to jack, crawl, get PO'd.

Looks like pipe plug 3/8 as bolt, WTF ?