Can o' worms 90 degree oil filter adapter

My biggest problemo is barely being able to jack, crawl, get PO'd.

Looks like pipe plug 3/8 as bolt, WTF ?
Naw, it's a straight thread bolt. You need to be careful when tightening it down though, as the bolt is hollow with holes drilled in it for oil flow, so it cannot take a lot of torque.