Stop in for a cup of coffee

Mornin' weekend warriors c\_/.
Had my first dealings with AI this morning. See I have this firestick thing. When I turn it on I see this pop up text "Try Alexa what's new to watch on Prime this weekend". In the past I had always turned off the microphones on my devices off but for some reason I haven't looked into firesticks settings to do that. Anyway... I said Hey Alexa, where/when can I watch the Monster Energy Nascar race this weekend?
Alexas' reply, "I see that you do not have access to FS1 or MRN but your neighbor through the trees behind you does have access through Spectrum". My response, "OH HELL NO! I know who you are talking about. I hate that SOB." Alexa again," While I am aware that the two of you were classmates since beginning of elementary school, and have been neighbors for nearly 40 years, I wasn't previously aware of the personal aspect and/or conflict. I now know. While I research to discover the root cause I will classify this as similar to Hatfields and Macoys which is in my database. Any resolution derived will be conveyed upon request. Now back to your original question. My intel shows that said residents will be at or on Lake Hartwell all weekend. At what time I should disable any cameras and/or security at that residence is at your discrepancy". Would you like that wifi password so you won't need to enter the premises? My reply, "Sure. I can sit out under the trees and watch the race".
The above was partly my jocularity, and also food for thought. Have a nice day.