Short story. A few years back I'm in for wound treatment on my leg.
After A few minutes the cute young lady walks out then comes back in.with some guy and says I'm the Thorasic Surgeon. Open your pants I want to feel your groin.
Well pal we need to get a few things straight first . how do I address you? Mr Surgeon Or Mister Thoracic.
Second, I don't even kiss on the first date .so you have ZERO chance of getting in my pants, hand or anything else.