So you have no clue how to hook a 10 second car. No clue about initial shock settings and where to tune from them.
You have no clue about using a 2 step as a tuning tool.
Or no clue about getting anything with power to hook.
Your van should hook in a car wash. See if you can get a 12 second car to hook in a car wash.
You make it sound easy and any bone headed dolt can hook a 10 second (or quicker) like falling off a log.
That is your ample inexperience talking.