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Bodyperson said
Uncle Charlie always gets the cheek meat.

I took the wife out to a Peruvian restaurant once and they had the most tender meat ever

Of course, i made the mistake of asking what it was, and it turned out we were eating hog jowls

Didn't taste quite the same knowing what it was

That reminds me of my old coworker Randy
Randy had served in Vietnam and he always said "rule #1, if it tastes good, don't ask"