Last one to post in this thread wins!

Go to a reputable hearing clinic, get tested, usually free, spend some money, not all the money. They will tune them to your hearing. Then it will take at least a year to relearn how to hear. I am profound in some frequencies my aides change those frequencies into ones I can hear. That’s way you need to learn how to hear again. Rechargeable for me was the way to go, new batteries every 5-7 years. No fiddling around with tiny batteries no forgetting to buy batteries, take out put them in charging dock go to sleep go to go in morning. It’s a learning curve. Mine are phonax 2 1/2 years very happy
A hearing aid only amplifies what you can hear. The techs can adjust to help with what you can't.
Deaf people will always check theirs using the letter "B" because it is a strong letter. It's the C's and S's than give you trouble because they are a soft letter.
You remember that faith healer Earnst Angley? He would bring a deaf person out and do his mumbo jumbo and then say "Say Baby" and of course the person would hear the vibrations and lip read him.
The big phony bastard took millions from his followers and got away with it.
As P.T. Barnam said " A fool and his money are soon parted ".