Stop in for a cup of coffee

I'm sure late to the party. My c\_/ has already changed to [(_). That's CR on the rocks. I know I'm not supposed to be drinking. I'll blame it on UPS. I hear on the nightly news that they are in dispute and threating to strike. If it were up to me every damn one of them ould be fired. And the driver that slipped in and out of here earlier today, I could kill that SOB. He knew good and GD well I would not have accepted the delivery. Feckin box with shoe prints all over it. No doubt the contents were damaged.
Yall please excuse my venting here. I don't have Facebook or other outlets to vent my frustration.
Just over a year ago, while in a chemically induced coma, my junior set up a facebook page for me. Never told me the password so it's been a long while since I could use it/post there. When I asked Facebook how to get the password fix and they asked for a picture of my drivers license. Thats not gonna happen. They are Meta data. I don't doubt they already have a copy of my drivers license. Anyway...
What has me so bent out of shape,.. The purchase was through Amazon. The Mfgr. name is Putco. The shipping was UPS (big brown truck). The item was 4 stainless wheel opening trims for RAM 1500 pickup. Yes they are bent and twisted, worthless. Who do I blame?
I should call CSI and let them identify who was wearing the shoes that walked on my box?
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Maybe I'll return in a few days while the coffee is still hot. Best of luck to all you mopar heads.