Your family tree has no branches.
You have to take the transmission out of the bath tub for your wife to have a bath.
You have a matching set of salad bowls that say ''Cool Whip'' on them.
You go to family reunions to pick up women.
The difference between a redneck funeral and a redneck wedding is one less drunk.
The difference between a redneck woman and a walrus is 5 pounds and one tooth.
You teach your son to be polite by removing the clean dishes from the sink before you take a whiz in it.
