Last one to post in this thread wins!

We were building a school in Kenora Ontario. Living in motel rooms working 12 hr. We used to stop a Robin’s donut for coffee and muffins every morning. One day we were sitting having lunch, we had a bunch of leftover muffins. There were seagulls everywhere. So we started feeding them muffins. Then I got the idea to start a feeding frenzy then soak the bits of muffin in vodka. Those seagulls just gobbled them up. We got those gulls so pissed they couldn’t fly, they’d be walking across the parking lot and fall over. Just about the funniest thing I ever saw.
That's better than the old Dr Demento radio show of poisoning pigeons in the park.