Stop in for a cup of coffee

Monin' gents and/or similarities ([_] . Into the larger coffee mug
Getting new cushions made for our wingback gliding rocker is driving me absolutely crazy! There is a guy on Youtube who does have all the equipment and the skills req'd to do the job but... his accent suggests he's in England or Australia even. I don't know.
I miss the good ol' days. I could put a "help wanted" ad in the local newspaper and get responses. Today I'm following recommendations from those who can't do this job.
We went to a place over in Greenville yesterday this has likely been in this business more than 50 years. They had to turn the job away because they have never purchased all the parts for the sewing machine they have. They have only one size foot for one small size welt cord. The one you often find on a 18" square throw cushion. They did agree that a jumbo chair with jumbo cushions would need a larger cord to look right. Still had to let me and my money walk out their door.
Just heard that I didn't hit the Mega Million jackpot either :(
Next drawing to be near 1.55 billion.