Unpopular opinion. I'm so frustrated I hate car shows/cruises.

I've gotten back into going to car cruises/shows the last few years because my kid was getting old enough to drive and I figured if I could get him interested in cars instead of video games it would be a positive. But damn these are miserable experiences(at least in my area).
It is always the same crap. No one actually drives these things. They putter into the show area way slower than normal traffic. Sadly most of the participants seem to be on a day pass from the retirement home. They are better versed at discussing which adult diaper is more comfortable than what they enjoy about cars. I was at a "cruise" a few weeks ago that was poorly attended because it rained(guess these things don't have windshield wipers) and a geriatric gentleman had to be ambulanced away after he collapsed on the concrete.
Meanwhile there was a crowd of other incoherent geriatrics who saw fit to surround the man while offering no assistance. It took a youngish retiree to think to call the ambulance and my 17 year old to decide to support the mans head and neck and check his blood sugar while waiting on the ambulance. Now before you get butt hurt and say Im busting on old people Im not. I grew up savoring every bit of information and life experience I could glean from my grandparents,great grandparents and their friends. Still today when going into a new job or work site I look for the guy with some grey in his beard first to get some insight into the situation.
What I hate is that being in the car hobby has become the rolling equivalent of sitting on a dead pecker bench at a mall.
I would rather see 1 kid passionate about their fart piped equipped rice rocket than see another hundred bitter 75 year olds that are no longer capable or interested in driving,maintaining or building cool stuff.
Did I mention that blaring surf rock serves only to make any of these gentlemen I try to engage with struggle to hear a damn thing let alone carry a conversation?

Why the hell cant we have other car related events?
Like miniature scale power tours where we maybe hit a few local landmarks and picnic.
Really anything beside standing around passing out and polishing non functioning knobs or chrome while we criticize the cars of others because they don't use the same wax?

How the hell am I supposes to convince a teenager that this hobby has any value when this is the representation?

Am I crazy? Am I the only one? Does everyone here over the age of 65 want to beat me to death with their cane?
You know, all of your points is the main reason I tried so hard to keep my first-born granddaughter interested in My 67 Notch. I even promised to give it to her when she graduated high school. I dreamed that she would come pick up my old *** and drive me to cruise-ins and other events. Dreams don't all come true. She can't get her 3 car seats in that car.
You never know if those old farts you speak of actually built the car or bought it as is with a portion of their retirement funds.
I will add God bless them for finding a way to get out of the house and to somewhere besides a doctors office or the Walmart, and back home again without incident. My parents are in early 90s. Mom don't drive. Dad does when he has to but he's not good at it. Consider this, how many have knocked the passenger's side mirror off their Lincoln Towncar at the banks drive through? Yeah he did that. No guessing how many mailboxes he has damaged.
As for me and my car... I'm not allowed to drive due to the medications I'm on. The notch hasn't been moved since before the covid. I would enjoy a gathering with a crowd my own age somewhere besides a funeral.
I end with this thought; I'll pray you live long enough and healthy enough to fit in with the crowd there someday.