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Or what three words do you not want to hear when you are having sex???


Honey, I'm home...
So there is a classic Biker game called exactly that “ Honey I am home” (And no it is not played at HOG rallies) So anyway it goes like this. There is a mattress laying on the ground with a very curvy, shall we say scantily clad young lady laying on said mattress. you turn your bike off and park right next to the mattress. Only, in between your bike and the mattress is a wooden frame this is just a bit bigger than a typical window frame. The contestant lays down on mattress with the stage prop, the guy running the event shoots pistol says honey I am home. Guy on bed has to put pants on, dive out window, start his bike, jump on and drive till he crosses the finish line. Guy with fastest time wins. It is hilarious. As you can imagine some contestants take full advantage of all the stage props, and do not care about their time! The stage prop makes hundreds of dollars as everyone throws money to her to slow down their Brother who is next up Trying desperately to defeat him. There are no rules.