Stop in for a cup of coffee

At the very least! One can only imagine the ridicule that ensued for those you whipped!
We had an old Gunny, I mean old, more service hash than stripes. He would start the three mile run with cigar lit, and finish it would still be lit. He was Old Corps!

My First Sergeant at Bragg would walk out of the building... stare down the company while he field stripped his cigarette.... call out "face to the right" and haul ***. It was great