Stop in for a cup of coffee

Dude... you're cooking with a 60 Watt light bulb... which is cool during the zombie apocalypse.... annoying in the age of microwaves.

Quality family time Amigo. Be happy
I’m letting her use the real oven next to around haha

And for the record. We have not had a microwave in over a decade. We cook everything on the stove, grille or oven.