Some years ago I bought an item that needed to be assembled. I don't remember what it was. On the outside of the box it said "before attempting assembly read the instructions". Open the box and there is a envelope that says "instructions. please read before attemping assembly". The front page of the instructions says " please read before attempting assembly". Open the instruction book and the first page in large print says "now that you have attempted assembly and failed, Please read the instructions". How many of us are guilty of that?