Stop in for a cup of coffee

LOk all you snake experts, just moved this one away from my shop. I have never seen one like this out here in 30 years. Not a bull snake like we get, this is all dark green.

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Well first thing to do is check Ifun it’s got legs? Then check for gills? Then check for a rattle? verify with some obscure quote about a curse, and make sure his head is not shaped like an iron. Pupils are vertical slits, yes or no? then if it is green, it is in fact a green snake! See there, I am a self proclaimed reptilian expert.
I fear that is the gin talking.