Stop in for a cup of coffee

Well first thing to do is check Ifun it’s got legs? Then check for gills? Then check for a rattle? verify with some obscure quote about a curse, and make sure his head is not shaped like an iron. Pupils are vertical slits, yes or no? then if it is green, it is in fact a green snake! See there, I am a self proclaimed reptilian expert.
I fear that is the gin talking.
GIN!!