Years ago we were building a school in Kenora Ont. We’d buy muffins and coffee every morning, noticed the seagulls had a like of muffins. You could start a feeding frenzy no prob. They would fight over a piece of muffin or just scoop it up and swallow it. So we started soaking the muffin bits with Vodka. We got those poor seagulls so pissed they couldn’t fly, they’d try to walk across parking lot and fall over. One of the funniest dam things I’ve ever witnessed :rofl::rofl: