Stop in for a cup of coffee

OK so it's opening day at MOPAR Carlisle like the first hour of the swap meet and the place is packed. Ray is at his booth looking good. I send Cheryl up in a pre-planned prank. In her best lawyer serious business voice with clipboard in hand she introduces herself as a person from the PA Tax Department and asks if he's Ray Brenner. When he replies yes, she explains that they have no proof of a sales tax statement on file for him or his business. Ray in total disbelief hands waving tells her his wife has all that paperwork. Cheryl responds that until she can see something she'll have to shut him down. Ray is really excited at this point trying to rationalize with her. Meanwhile I'm about 20 yards away laughing my *** off and then he sees me joke over. Haha, we had a good time with that one. That's why at times Cheryl is referred to as the tax lady.