A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
Bear asks for a beer again
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
So he asks once more and says if I do not get a beer I will eat that woman at the end of the bar.
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
Bear just tears into her then asked for a beer again.
Bartender says we do not serve drug addicts in this bar either.
Bear is confused he says what do you mean by that?
Bartend: THAT WAS A BARBITCHYOUATE!