Del is experimentally "throwing in the towel" re: NO smart phone EVER

Damn Del, you're a glutton for punishment. You can get a brand new one through Consumer Cellular for like 30 bucks. I still hated it and went back to a flip phone.
Well also now I (will) have 2 or 3 spare phones!!! And I'm thinking of experimenting "rooting" the software, etc. "Wel'll see!!" Also, there is zero commitment with this. If by the end of the first month I decide "this is BS" then THAT, is THAT!!