Dumb Mopar moves - this should be fun

I owned a '66 Dart GT with an HP 273/4-speed. I got rid of it 'cuz I could not find any nice wheels to fit the 4-bolt 13" setup.

I owned a '68 Dodge Charger 440HP R/T 833 car. It was gorgeous. I traded it for a Chevelle with a 396 'cuz it was well known that to build a hot-rod, you HAD to start with a Chevy.

Chevy was not an SS. It was a plain 'ol chevy Malibu that someone had shoehorned a BB into.


Some years later...I owned a different '68 440 Charger...and a '69, too! Got rid of them both for $1000 'cuz I 'couldn't afford' to fix their bad 727s.

The only things dumber in my life were the number of times I said, 'I do.'