Stop in for a cup of coffee

Last time I saw a new fancy kitchen aid it was bolted on the front end of a shiny new AR one of my students was rocking. It was next to the satellite dish and electric can opener he had attached to the hand guards. By same token he did not have a single Molle strap left untethered on his vest. I warn students prior to every class to strip em, but they don’t. Of course at first break they are borrowing tools and stripping em then! Hah! I could make more on tool rental than instructing! Sadly most have never had a rifle slung around their neck for any longer than it takes to get a photo. By the four hour mark they are head down and shrugging their shoulders trying to relieve the cramps in their traps! Hah!
Apologies Rant over
Carry on
I read this several times and I still don’t get it?