My wife was furious when she found this on the dresser

Wait and see what she does when you build a torqueflight in the bathtub.
I've been known to ruba dub scrub parts in the bathtub and kitchen sink.
rebuilt carburetors, wiring harnesses and motorcycle engines in the living room, no grief from the wife, as I keep the area clean.:D
I guess she figures it's better than me drinking out in the shop or at the bar, she forgot I quit drinking 30 years ago I guess. lol