Dammit Del!

sorry this is kind of long
2008 Flood...a black dog shows up through the flood water with ribs showing and no collar and is on my patio after work. We already had a big dog. I tell my wife contact the paper, radio station and don't let the dog in the house. Day 2...dog on back patio with food and water bowl. Talk to my wife about paper and radio ads for found dog. No response. Day 3...Dog on back patio after work with food, water bowl my dog's doggie bed and bone. I told my wife we don't need another dog and do not let the dog in the house. Day 4...I leave work early catch my wife with both dogs in the house on my couch with bones and flood dog is freshly bathed with new collar. (I finally see the writing on the wall) So we name her Parker because she Parked her *** on my patio and never left. Day 61... flood dog has 13 puppies under my bed. It's been 14 years now and Little Miss Parker the flood dog has passed. Of course my wife kept one of her puppies Little Miss Lucy...It's the best dog we have ever had...What do you do? LOL