Side note to coyote pelt hat, it is a bit worse for the wear as I got in a death match struggle with my 100 pound K9 when I strolled into the shop with it on top of my head thinking I was all that and a bag of chips. Dog did not think it was funny and launched at me/it. I have no words to describe what it is like to be the recipient of a fur missile launch with no bite suit on. 100 scenarios were going thru my head while I awaited the inevitable crash of two bodies, mine and the hounds. I simply did not connect the dots quick enough in my head to the hat. I just saw “the look” and the launch. I can assure you peeing down your leg does not deter a German Shepard.
