Black Friday sales. Who’s buying what.

I wish the damn DMV would have some sort of sale. I have to figure out where to come up with about $360 to transfer title and get plates for this new to us Durango. Since our original one is down with a bad trans. (It needs plates renewed too, I'm almost a month over on it, if I go past 1 month over, no they stick ya for yet another $20) but ain't gonna happen til I get my kit for it's trans.... Then they don't give me 1 yr since renewal, it still reverts to October even if I don't get it til say April.
well Im even more pissed as I underestimated taht by a good stretch. The farkers changed things since I did my last license and title. "only" $416 now... and it was only that "cheap" because I bought something 20 years old.... 10 years or less and/or valued at $15k+ and it skyrockets from there........ Why does Illinois work so hard to be #1 in screwing its (unfortunate) residents? I havent even bought my first oil change or a lightbulb yet? and it needs tires..... them SOB's stole 1/2 of what I can buy a decent set of rubber for it.....
and why arent the people who dream this shyt up, rotting in prison?