True Story From The Past

I wish I had a nickle for every time some scammer has called telling me my Amazon account had been charged for something that I didn't buy (I don't have an Amazon account) or my Visa has been charged for $1,231 dollars on an E-Bay purchase ( I also don't have a Visa card) I would be a very rich man.
And all of the callers have East Indian accents...
And then there's the calls over and over every week to offer energy efficient windows.
One time a guy called and said I won a million dollars and I said that I wasn't interested and he should call someone else that needed the money.
Then there was silence.
He said in a broken voice (of course East Indian) why don't you want the money?
I told him I just won the lottery last month and that I was so rich, that I didn't need the money.
He was speechless, then said uhhh, and then hung up...