True Story From The Past

Had a spoof call from Social Security a couple years back -the normal scam where you owe the money and are going to arrest you. Same Indian accent. In my best middle Eastern accent, I start asking the guy why he is harassing me and that I moved my family here to realize the American dream and that I just wanted to be left alone. Guy wasn’t taking it and very softly said “F*ck you!” In my normal voice, I said “What did you say?” He said it again louder. I started laughing and said “in your dreams, pal!” Then he got pissed and started yelling it over and over again! My wife was in the other side of the kitchen from me and she heard it plain as day.