Stop in for a cup of coffee

Sooo things I saw today at drill while officers and higher NCOs were giving briefings.

Two soldiers watching Netflix on their laptops.
One reading a romance novel.
Another sleeping under a pink unicorn blanket on the floor
Several females with pig tails and dreadlocks, one with bright f-ing neon blue hair paint.
And two soldiers…. Knitting scarves.
What the hell happened to the Army…
Sounds like a command issue for letting it happen. Glad you're almost done.