Public Service Announcement....

My same denture wearing friend and his wife went to a social event in their hometown. Everyone was there. He had learned his lesson about drinking too much, so he was drinking in moderation. Eventually, natured called.

So there he was, at the urinal (alongside about 10 guys he knows and as many more behind them). And he sneezed - the big violent type. Next thing he knew, everyone was roaring with laughter. He didn’t know why, but he looked down into the long urinal, and there were his dentures…

He had to scoop them out of the urinal, as everyone was laughing their asses off, wash them at the sink, dry them with paper towels and stash them in his pocket.

He told his wife what happened, she laughed her *** off and told him he didn’t need his dentures to stay and dance. He got to be butt of every joke that evening.